My 5-year old’s most talked about Christmas present is the dog that poops. Namely, Barbie and Tanner the dog that poops. I’m not making this up. You feed the dog treats that look like chocolate tic tacs, then push down on his tail to induce digestion, and little plastic covered iron dog turds fall out. Barbie has a pooper scooper (with a magnet) to handle the cleanup. The dog poop is dropped into the waste can which is attached to the snack bin (don’t try this at home) and the cycle starts over. This had to have been an SNL parody at some point. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.