Bruised Gin

Note: this is a first draft and I may or may not take the time to clean it up later.

WTF is bruised gin? Exactly. What indeed. A twitter friend is training to be a bartender and mentioned that if you shake a martini, you will bruise the gin. That sent me on a quest for knowledge. What I found was a lot of anecdotes, myth, and misinformation.

Depending on who you ask, bruised gin has a different flavor, or texture, or appearance and is caused by shaking the martini mixture instead of stirring it. I had to wade through a lot of James Bond references and his preference for a shaken cocktail. Here’s a quick guide to what I found in about an hour’s worth of research.

The only scientific research I found on the subject is a paper in the 18 December 1999 issue of the British Medical Journal titled “Shaken, not stirred: bioanalytical study of the antioxidant activities of martinis” which found that shaken martinis had more antioxidants than those that were stirred. However the paper did not explore whether or not this had any effect on the taste, appearance, or texture of the drink.

All of the other readily Googled information was strictly an opinion of its author. As might be expected, they were prone to draw conclusions without controlling for all the relevant variables. I may make the same mistake, but I’m at least attempting to approach this from a technical standpoint. Keep in mind that’s it’s been 25+ years since I studied chemistry, physics, and thermodynamics. With that caveat, onward we go.

In mixing a martini, the general process is to add the gin, vermouth, and ice to a mixing vessel. Shake or stir to combine the ingredients, then strain the liquid into a chilled glass. So, how does the choice of shaking versus stirring affect the outcome?

Taste could be affected by the addition of water from the melted ice, temperature of the final product, and potentially the difference in antioxidants. Many commenters stressed that the shaken martini would be colder than the stirred version. That may be true, but it is dependent on the mixing time (assuming all other variables are constant). The temperature of the drink is determined by how much energy is transferred from the warmer gin and vermouth to the colder ice. Shaking the mixture will allow more of the liquid to come in direct contact with the surface of the ice than will storing. If the mixing time is held constant, then the shaken drink will be colder. The key point is the serving temperature of the drink, not how the temperature was achieved. Also, this colder drink will include more water. To make the liquid colder, more energy was transferred to the ice, which melts it to water. One poster insisted that a stainless steel (or even better, silver) shaker would make the drink colder that would a glass shaker. That’s just completely wrong.

Texture and appearance can differ due to small bits of ice and micro bubbles that could be present in the shaken drink. The action of shaking the mixture can break of bits of ice and aerate the liquid. No big mystery here. Just like a fresh soda will taste different than a flat soda, the martini with the micro bubbles will have a different texture and taste. The ice bits and micro bubbles can also give the drink a cloudy appearance.

I can’t address the question of whether or not the difference in antioxidants has a perceptible effect on the drink. I may do more research on that point.

In writing this my focus shifted a bit from just gin to the martini in general. The martini includes vermouth as a key ingredient and I didn’t do any research on “bruised” vermouth.

Murphy

So I’m sending an email to someone that I’ve never met.  Don’t want to give the impression of being a dork or a stalker.  I’m semi-satisfied with the content so I click send and look away for a minute.  I look back and my email client is checking for incoming mail and the little wheels spin.  And spin.  And spin.  Timeout.  WTF?  After a brief examination, I find that my hosting service had a brief hiccup in the server. Unfortunately I have no way of knowing if my email was sent successfully.  

So now I’m in limbo. If I don’t get a reply, did a) my email never get sent, or b) the target never checks that email account, or c) the target blew me off.   I just have to wait and wonder.  

Aargh.

ALMS race coverage

Tilting at windmills, sent this to NBC:

After watching the NBC coverage of this weekend’s ALMS race at Laguna Seca, I have to write you to express my disappointment.  I believe that was the worst presentation of a major race that I have ever seen. I am well aware that presenting this type of event on television is a significant challenge.  The combination of a two hour time slot for a four hour event, multiple car classes (i.e. five simultaneous races), and a road course venue necessitate that what is eventually broadcast will be a compromise.  On the other hand, the broadcast was delayed until Sunday, so you had the benefit of knowing exactly what was going to happen when.   

That being said, I have two areas to criticize and both are significant.  The first is the presentation of multi-class racing.  With four car classes there are five races on the track.  I can understand ignoring the GT1 Corvettes since that are alone in their class.  However, your broadcast focused only on the Acuras, Penske Porsches, and the Audis.  All the other cars were virtually ignored.  The GT2 racing is just as exciting the prototypes and the fans that take the time to watch the broadcast want to see the best racing on the track at any given time.  Spending five minutes to run through the entire field should be a requirement.
The second problem area concerns following the flow of the race.  The broadcast was edited so that the viewer was watching a battle on the track, go to commercial break, come back to the safety car leading the field and the green flag is about to wave.  The viewer has no idea what caused the full-course caution, the running order is now completely different, and we didn’t see any of the action in the pits.  The announcers just keep plugging along as if nothing has changed.
If time constraints force an edited broadcast, I would prefer that you spend the first 15 minutes or so recapping in detail the first portion of the race.  Then show the remainder of the race in its entirety.

The strap

What’s the deal with guys wearing their sunglasses on a strap?  At lunch today, I saw a group of five guys wearing their uniform.  Khakis, collared shirt, and sunglasses with strap.  Mind you, this was outside a restaurant in a shopping center and not at a camp site beside some raging rapids.  They did have to walk a good fifty feet from the sidewalk to their cars, but I’ve worn glasses for thirty years and I’ve never had my glasses jump off my face while walking in a parking lot.

SUV irony

We were having lunch yesterday when a vehicle entering the parking lot caught my attention. It was a Ford Excursion that was pulling into this strip center in the suburbs. Behind the wheel of the behemoth was a thirty-something mom with one small child in the back seat. The SUV was sporting the typical magnetic “Support the Troops” yellow ribbon… right beside the fuel flap.

It’s still September, isn’t it?

I went to the Target at lunch today to pick up a few things we needed. Naturally they were scattered all over the store, so I ran across the halloween costumes and decorations. That’s fine. I expect them to be there. It’s fall. It’s two days from October. I should see halloween stuff.

What I shouldn’t see is Christmas stuff. That’s right Christmas. All along the back wall, at least 30 feet, every shelf, all stocked full. Fresh and new in green and red packages. Lights, tree stands, garland, all the standard stuff. ON SEPTEMBER 29TH! I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

This is just wrong on so many levels. I haven’t been to this particular Targer in a while. They might have started stocking the shelves weeks ago. Even if they did it all last night, it’s wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It’s too much for me to dedicate a whole month to a single holiday. Now it’s three months? Please make it stop.

Two beer rant #1

The story here discusses Senate hearings where recently retired officers stated the obvious. The only rebuttal from other officers was that you shouldn’t “publicly criticize U.S. civilian leadership during war.” That’s crap. At least in this type of war that doesn’t have a defined end point.

I agree that this hearing is primarily an election year stunt, but so what. That doesn’t invalidate the content.